Greatest New Invention of our time inside.

I got a new idea !!! Simply attach the discs as hubcaps in the mid of ya rims... This way you can rewind them while driving back to the rental-store !!! Bye

This thing doesn't just rewind, it seems to choose alternate realities. I rewound my DVR recording of last nights game and the Colts won!

I'm cheap, so made my own using a hamster wheel. Poor little thing gets plum tuckered after three or four movies though.

I also have my own method of rewinding DVDs. Gently scrape off the data layer(s) with a razor, and mix the data flakes in a bowl with some epoxy. Stir vigorously in a counter-clockwise direction. This will produce a silvery paste. Using a spatula, apply the paste to the opposite side of the DVD disc. Voila! This has the added bonus of defeating all forms of DVD encryption technology.

We use the earth's magnetic field to cancel the encryption, which is why you must stir counter-clockwise. (But if you live below the equator you may have to stir clockwise; I'm not sure about that.) You can also brighten the picture by adding a spoonful of bleach.